Wednesday 13 January 2010

ground hog day

bleedin' hell.
here we go again.
opened the blinds this morning and OH piss off already - snow? MORE?
can't you get the message: we don't want you here any more. now go away. melt. do whatever you do snow when you're asked to leave politely. down the drains. clear off. else we'll set the grit on you.
(well, maybe not, because the rubbish council (who owes us a rubbish collection talking of rubbish) doesn't have any salt. but snow doesn't know that we don't have grit, does it?) well, we can threaten you with hot water and table salt instead. but please, just stop this white business and go snow up in finland or somewhere where people own real fur coats and snow shoes.
we're not interested any more.
sick of chapped lips and toes which have white tips (early onset of frost bite).

even mol has got a bit blaze about the whole "lets make snow angels" story.
its old news. like pete & katie - we just don't care.

bring on the buds and the bulbs of spring. please. now.

3 comments:

Dorset Dispatches said...

The thing that I'm finding annoying about the UK having so much snow is that normally it is us, in Bosnia, complaining about how awful it is and that makes great blog fodder. Now we have no snow and I don't know what to write about! Hope it melts soon.

Dorset Dispatches said...

Just been looking around your blog, and was very surprised to see a link to Henry Dingle's Freedom Tour - I know Henry really well, he is absolutely brilliant. Just wasn't expecting to come across him on a Mummy blog! We actually have his Roadside CD in the car at the moment. The boys love it. If you see him say hello from me.

MommyHeadache said...

I feel your pain! Here in US we had four feet of snow which was about 2 weeks ago and still hasn't melted and stands about in horrid grey peaks.