"Mum?"
"Yes"
"Mum, you know One Direction?"
"Yes"
"Did you know they are probably going to split up?"
"Really? How do you know?"
"Well. You know Alice?"
'Yes"
"Well. You know her bigger sister Loopy?"
"Yes"
"Well. She told us."
"Must be true then."
"Oh, yes it is. She's nearly 14 you know."
"Mum?"
"Yes"
"Mum. My jodpurs are too small."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes. They keep falling down."
"Mum?"
"Yes"
"Do you prefer One Direction, Two Direction, or Three Direction?"
"?"
"Mum?"
"Yes"
"Who said Cyclists can't fly?"
"?"
"Mum?"
"Yes"
"Your skin is really white on your legs."
"Really? I was thinking they were quite brown... They're browner than your tummy skin..."
"Really? Oh, yes. But not nearly as white as my BUM"
"Mum?"
"Yes"
"Do you know, I think it'd be really difficult to eat myself?"
"Really?"
"Yes, I tried. But I think it'd be most hard to eat your head. You'd have to cut it off and then leave your mouth so that it could eat the head bit."
"But if you cut off your head you'll be dead and your mouth won't work."
"Ah, I hadn't thought of that."
"Liz?"
"Yes"
"I've got a question for you. Which came first. The chicken or the egg?"
"Oh, that's EASY. The chicken. Oh. Wait. No. The EGG! So easy."
"But who laid the egg?"
"The chicken. Oh wait. No! The egg! HA! Got ya!"
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