Sunday best

Today consisted of:
3 night time wake up calls from hot sweaty snotty Liz;
spilling iboprofen on her carpet 2 times in the dark;
knocking over water beside her bed in the dark;
washing all her sweaty sheets this morning;
snot snot and more snot;
carrying Liz pretty much everywhere;
suffering extreme shoulder/arm pain;
wondering if I'll get my post natal Madge arms back as a result?;
the house smelling of roast chicken, leeks in white sauce, maple syrup, apple crumble;
decorating an oversized needle-dropping Christmas tree;
anticipating more needles on the floor in the next couple of weeks;
snot;
one kids party;
one lunch party;
one cold walk in the park (saw a mouse);
hoovering needles;
watching last nights (shocking) Strictly results;
ironing;
smoked salmon;
nearly dying on the sofa watching BBCs sports personality of the year, but saving myself by forcing butt off sofa and upstairs for bath.
All lots better than last nights report. Although I missed a damned fine party by all accounts.