small things kids say

If you know what a "bless-you-fart" is hands up? Only a finely tuned mother or father could answer that one. Answers on a postcard.
And here's another one: what is your reaction to your child singing Annie at the top of her voice at supper time with a mouthful of fish-fingers and chips, who then bites her tongue?
A.) laugh in her face;
B.) tell her she's disgusting for spitting fish fingers on your clean floor;
C.) wipe the part-masticated food off the floor and pretend that it's normal to bite your tongue whilst singing TOMORROWWWWWWW and act as though nothing happened, whilst more chewed up chip falls out of her crying mouth;
D.) tell her she'll be in the orphanage if she carries on singing that shit any more - we'll both be dead from ear-strain;
F.) hug her and get the food all over your shoulder and a free sample of green snot chucked in for good measure.

Am I a bad mother? (My answer was a combination of A,B,C,D&F...)